Dear NBC:

I don't care what you do with Jay Leno.  But listen up here:  Don't you dare get rid of Jimmy Fallon.  Do you hear me?  DO NOT TOUCH HIM.  He is hilarious and gorgeous and if you take him off the air, I will never ever watch tv again I promise.  And I will convince all 14 followers of my blog to boycott you as well, so watch yourselves.