Mustard on Everything

I have this sofa in turquoise. 

 If I get mustard wallpaper will it have the same effect?

No?  I didn't think so.

Sexy curves.

A chunky yellow blanket like this would get me naked fast.

Just sayin.

ahem Valentine's Day.

Mustard asiany goodness.

Additionally I have a recipe for a calzone type thing

that has only mustard, sausage and peppers inside

and maybe cheese and it is out of this world delicious.

Perfect for a super bowl party.

I'll try to find it in my superduperbookoffabulousrecipes

and post it for you later.

The Bug needs to get to preschool.

ps I would lick mustard off your head.