je ne parle pas français

marie claire maison

but I believe this is somewhere in South Africa, 

and to use one of my favorite quotes from Tina Fey (again)

I want to go to there.

do I see a little lap pool down there? 

yes.  yes I do.

Good view from the bathroom.

p.s. I hate calla lilies.  

can't explain it, but I do.

I imagine this is taken from that same terrace

looking into the bedroom through gigantic sliding doors.

Yes, please.