Sunday, July 17, 2011

It's Eleventy Billion and I'm a Virgin

that's eleventy billion degrees
 and I'm a camping virgin

but the Appletrees are heading out
on their first ever family camping trip this week

and it ain't gonna look like this

or this 
and actually it's only 95 F degrees
and 80% humidity
so I have that going for me

there is a beach at the site
I hope to spend most of my time there

my main concern was 
how I was going to make coffee

like I said, I'm a virgin camper

I mean I have slept in a tent of course

and I've slept on a golf course once

does that count?

but I've never had to feed a family from
what I can make on a fire

so that should be interesting

french press for coffee I'm told
I have one of those
the rest of the gear we are borrowing
from neighbors

thanks neighbors

and to my family 
who can't wait to say I told you so

you only have to wait til Friday
(maybe Thursday we'll see)

peace out


  1. every time i go camping i get a bladder infection.

    HAVE FUN!!!

  2. i'm sorry.
    (unless you're going to the camp site on st. john usvi; then i'd be jealous.)

    take bug spray.

  3. will you have to walk 20 miles each day? I will!