Sunday, July 17, 2011

It's Eleventy Billion and I'm a Virgin


that's eleventy billion degrees
 and I'm a camping virgin


but the Appletrees are heading out
on their first ever family camping trip this week


and it ain't gonna look like this


or this 
and actually it's only 95 F degrees
and 80% humidity
so I have that going for me


there is a beach at the site
I hope to spend most of my time there


my main concern was 
how I was going to make coffee


like I said, I'm a virgin camper


I mean I have slept in a tent of course

and I've slept on a golf course once

does that count?


but I've never had to feed a family from
what I can make on a fire


so that should be interesting

french press for coffee I'm told
brilliant
I have one of those
and
the rest of the gear we are borrowing
from neighbors

thanks neighbors

and to my family 
who can't wait to say I told you so


you only have to wait til Friday
(maybe Thursday we'll see)


peace out
xokg

3 comments:

  1. every time i go camping i get a bladder infection.

    HAVE FUN!!!

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  2. i'm sorry.
    (unless you're going to the camp site on st. john usvi; then i'd be jealous.)

    take bug spray.

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  3. will you have to walk 20 miles each day? I will!

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