me: Mack what are you doing?
him: I have a hockey game tonight mom
me: of course.
he plans to win a Stanley Cup
and drink a root beer float out if it
this apple fell a long way from the tree
ps the projected heat index is 126 today
we are packing up to go camping
if you don't hear from me by Sunday
please come find me
start an IV drip
and check me for ticks