I have enjoyed my term as mayor of crazytown.
I am ready to hand over the reigns.
I will be seeking a higher office
so let me highlight some of my accomplishments as mayor:
these have nothing to do with the photos in the post btw
forgot pajama day at preschool
forgot field trip day at kindergarten
forgot valentines for dance class
forgot to put my car in park
with child in it
(car and child unharmed)
let's not talk about the table saw in it's path
called numerous athletes by the wrong name
didn't recognize Jack's mom from hockey in new setting
still don't know her name
cleaned up 20 vomit stains from dog and/or cat
still don't know what made them both vomit so much
applied for a job teaching Catholic school
More on that later.
That about sums it up.
wait, does that say booger?
oh, the higher office I am seeking?
Senator of the Sh!tshow
wish me luck