Wednesday, August 17, 2011

stay away from me with that


I had my first ever tarot card reading 

and it was scary

she flipped a lot of cards

raised a lot of eyebrows
she had really big eyebrows

"hmmmm"

"uh -huh"

"you've had struggles"

flip, flip flip

"he's not himself"

flip, flip

"oh here's something interesting"

bam!

the fertility card

"if that's not what you want,"
she said

"be very very careful"

noshitright?


he's sleeping in the guest room 


peace
xokg
Posted by Appletree at 7:05 PM
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7 comments:

  1. Kim@ChattafabulousAugust 17, 2011 at 9:27 PM

    Hahaha - lock your door..

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  2. Sarah GreenmanAugust 17, 2011 at 11:06 PM

    Hey... unexpected pregnancies are really "in" right now. xoxox

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  3. laine souAugust 18, 2011 at 2:02 AM

    amen, sistah. Vasectomy.

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  4. anitaAugust 18, 2011 at 4:26 AM

    vasectomy all the way.
    ;)

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  5. boopsAugust 18, 2011 at 8:55 AM

    uh oh! stop shaving your legs....

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  6. DanikaAugust 18, 2011 at 3:12 PM

    HA! Oh Jee-zus!!! Cross your legs, tight. And our vasectomy was a fail the first go, it was like someone was trying to tell us something. And I ain't listening!

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  7. MFAMBAugust 18, 2011 at 6:19 PM

    wear huge robe type things. and don't look cute.

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