Monday, August 8, 2011

white people problems


IKEA stopped carrying my sofa
the kramfors
and now I want the ottoman

I'm willing to barter for it
(cuz I'm brokeity broke broke)
who needs a 5 year old?

no?
I also have a 6 year old
but he would be less amenable to a new family

seriously though
I want one

can you find me one?
within a reasonable distance to Minneapolis?

keep in mind I once drove to Chicago to buy a purse

I'll be your friend forever
or your bitch
whichever you need
I'm easy like that

peace
xokg

4 comments:

  1. have you checked the craig?

    that said next time im in atl ikea i will check for you.

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  2. I did check the craig. I do often.

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  3. did you try googling it? I think I found one (though in Canada and in leather)

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  4. Oh I wish... I would so like for you to be my bitch! ;)

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