I will not

table tonic

I will not blog about the wedding

I will not blog about the wedding 

I will not

Oh bloody hell

I have to say something

I'm jealous of England

while our country is viciously divided

between left and right

the Brits put politics aside

and love their Royals

I thought the thousands of screaming people 

watching the wedding procession and pageantry

was the real story

their message being

this is where our true loyalty lies

not with left or right

labour or conservative

 but in America

we don't agree on anything

except that Kate is hot

ps: my daughter is marrying Harry

so hands off