but for the grace of God

it is a small miracle that I am not a crack whore

I have a slightly addictive personality

thank God that no one has ever offered me 

cocaine when I am feeling low

and I can't handle my liquor 

or I'd be a drunk

my current vices include

coffee and my iphone

and nothing else I want to mention here

except typing: rattan

into my craigslist search

you might remember I sold my stroller

and had $150 of craigslist money

and the universe can only be balanced 

if you then buy stuff on craigslist with that money

so I bought that IKEA chair for $25

and the couch.

and this bench for $15

and this cart for $20

she ended up on the porch 

as my gin and tonic cart

and I moved the old one out to the patio

to make gin and tonics out there

and I still got $75 of craigslist money left

but I'm gonna use that on my other addiction:

caribou cold press with white chocolate

it will rock your socks off

promise

peace out

xokg