how crazy would I be?

 to put an IKEA floor in my whole house?

Emily did it and it looks great

although not her whole house

and by  my whole house

I mean just the main level

where I have hideous 

white vinyl

and even more hideous and very old white carpet

that I am sure holds all sorts of 

nasties that make my son's allergies worse

and I hate to see him laying on it

I really just want to make some changes

and make it nice

because I'm going through some changes

but  mom

I know I don't  have the money

so don't email me all worried

although

I only need like 1000 square feet

which would only cost like $1000

so maybe I'll have a carwash or a bake sale

or maybe some big wig at IKEA 

will see this and want to prove that 

although inexpensive

their floors are durable and nice

and suitable for a house with 3 kids and a dog

and sadly no cat

so they will ship me 1000 feet of Tundra

a girl can dream

peace

xokg