Nooooooooo

we got the letter from school today

I knew it would be coming

I had seen the garbage bags hanging outside other classrooms

but now someone in his class has it

not him

but someone

I volunteered in his class today

I brought my daughter too

my head itches

grace jones. wow.

what happened 2U?

I have tried celebrity hair styles before.

The "Rachel" of course

And an ill advised attempt  at Halle Barry's pixie in college

this is a little more extreme

but if there is lice in my house 

I will do it

my hair is impossibly thick

like not in a good way

I could never trust the mister to nit pick it

and find them all

I would never sleep 

this is the only way

ok wait, we don't have it yet.

is it wrong to keep your kindergartner home from school to prevent lice?