Showing posts with label virgins do it better. Show all posts
Showing posts with label virgins do it better. Show all posts

Friday, July 22, 2011

your first time




it doesn't have to be awkward or painful

find a beautiful setting

use lots of protection

and most importantly 

do it with an experienced and attentive partner

who can pitch a tent

and start your fire

and I don't want to brag

yes I do

but for a virgin

I'm a damn good camper



marshmallow coma



my favorite part was waking up to this

best $44 dollar vacation I ever had

ironically

we spent $50 on the dog sitter

but she has a pool at her house

peace
xokg

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 or whatever you like