we are nice folks

yesterday I witnessed junior high girls in Minnesota

squealing and crying over videos of the royal wedding

that's kinda how I feel about this house

and it's owner

it's about to be already all over the sphere

 but for good reason

no?

it's another great example of

"clean bohemian"

my favorite

and she is a midwesterner

and this to say about us:

Designer Amy Butler says,"...in today's increasingly globalized world, it's becoming more and more difficult to either hide from - or reinvent - mass consumer culture. Let's just say we Midwesterners choose what works, and only what works, and leave the rest behind. That's why we're the ultimate test market, and why merchants and marketers proclaim "if it doesn't play in the heartland, it won't play". I consider "Midwest" as an honest, approachable, easy style of personal vision."

yeah what she said.

apartment therapy

Thanks for your vote!

apartment therapy

I have enjoyed my term as mayor of crazytown.

I am ready to hand over the reigns.

apartment therapy

I will be seeking a higher office

so let me highlight some of my accomplishments as mayor:

these have nothing to do with the photos in the post btw

forgot pajama day at preschool

forgot field trip day at kindergarten

forgot valentines for dance class

forgot to put my car in park

with child in it

(car and child unharmed)

let's not talk about the table saw in it's path

called numerous athletes by the wrong name

didn't recognize Jack's mom from hockey in new setting

still don't know her name

cleaned up 20 vomit stains from dog and/or cat

still don't know what made them both vomit so much

applied for a job teaching Catholic school

What? Iknowright?!

More on that later.

That about sums it up.

wait, does that say booger?

oh, the higher office I am seeking?

Senator of the Sh!tshow

wish me luck