stay away from me with that

I had my first ever tarot card reading 

and it was scary

she flipped a lot of cards

raised a lot of eyebrows

she had really big eyebrows

"hmmmm"

"uh -huh"

"you've had struggles"

flip, flip flip

"he's not himself"

flip, flip

"oh here's something interesting"

bam!

the fertility card

"if that's not what you want,"

she said

"be very very careful"

noshitright?

he's sleeping in the guest room 

peace

xokg